Monday, March 30, 2009

Our Savior was a Pot Head

For years, marijuana smokers have been sneered at by religious believers and labeled as “pot heads”, but now at least they can say they are following the example of Jesus. A recent archeological expedition to Israel uncovered scrolls that appear to depict the story of Jesus’ crucifixion. On one of the scrolls is a sketch that shows a man, thought to be Jesus, smoking from a pipe. Below the drawing is the Hebrew word "kineboisin", which translates to cannabis.

Dr. Isaac Cohen, president of the South Israel Archaeological Society, believes that this is an extremely significant discovery for the theological community. He described the discovery as “a finding that could change the way many perceive the world.” Cannabis is known to have been smoked thousands of years before Jesus’ time, but this is the first evidence to show that Jesus himself may have used the plant.

Not only could this mean that Christian fundamentalist may ease up on their firm stance against the use of marijuana, but they may actually begin to promote its use for an enhanced religious experience. It is the Christian belief that Christ’s followers should emulate him. If Jesus smoked weed, then why shouldn’t everyone else?

14 comments:

  1. Listen to this song, it's called "Jesus Smoked Weed (The Holy Cow)"

    I bet Jesus smoked weed
    I bet Jesus smoked weed
    He was a holy man from Galilee
    But I heard Jesus smoked weed

    No place to call home, not a thing to eat
    J.C. and his apostles loved to chief
    Roamed around the land and they tried to teach
    Preached about the Gospel of THC

    Now all the little kids are smokin' weed
    They all be swingin' stoned and free
    Why's all the children tokin' trees?
    'Cause they all heard Jesus smoked weed!

    Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
    Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
    Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
    Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
    Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
    Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
    Don't you wanna be like Jesus?
    Don't you wanna be like Jesus?

    Smoke weed
    Smoke weed
    Smoke weed
    Smoke weed

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